WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRLS, WOMEN AGED 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78
Girl At 8 - you take her to bed and tell her a story; Girl at 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed; At 28, a woman - You do not need to tell a story to take her to bed; Woman at 38 - She tells you a story and take you to bed; Woman at 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed; Woman at 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story; Woman at 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story; and at 78 - a woman will shout at you 'what story??', what bed??, who the hell are you?? ! |
