Memoir Putera Lapis Mahang

Memoir Putera Lapis Mahang

Friday, January 4, 2013

MAN WOMAN AND BED




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRLS, WOMEN AGED 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78

Girl At 8 - you  take her to  bed and tell her a story;


Girl at 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed;

At 28, a woman - You do not need to tell a story to take her to bed;

Woman at 38 - She tells you a story and take you to bed;

Woman at 48 - She  tells you a  story to avoid going to bed;

Woman at 58 - You  stay in bed  to avoid her story;

Woman at 68 - If  you take her  to bed, that'll be a story;

and at 78 - a woman will shout at you 'what story??', what bed??, who the hell are you?? ! 


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